"My name is Luke Skywalker and I come from a galaxy not too far away.  My old family gave me up when they had a baby.  I can't believe they did that because I love everyone, people, dogs, even babies.  And everyone loves me. I am house trained, walk without a leash, and come when you call.  I have nearly completed doggy door training at my foster home after only three tries.  See how smart I am?  I could probably be a circus dog.  Please make me your forever dog, and I promise to be the best dog ever!!!  I am humble,
but I know I won't last long, so HURRY!!!"